Ok… You just turned 20, and you decide you want a baby. You just got married to the man of your dreams! He doesn’t really want a child yet, but he decides to go for it. You get pregnant and are thrilled, when you find out that you are having twins! A girl and a boy. You want to name them something that relates to you and him. (Ex. Your name is ElizaBETH, so you name the girl BETHany.) (His name is JOHNathon, so you name the boy JOHN.) Or… you could just give them your exact name.

Now the twins are 3 and they ask you for another brother or sister. You have always wanted a big family, so you go for it. You go to the doctor and he tells you that you are having twins AGAIN! 2 boys! You are very happy, but shocked. You are in labor, and the doctor lets you know that he was wrong, and that there is a third baby coming out, a girl. You have 2 boys and a girl. You want to name the girl something that means “surprise” or “unknown”. You name the boys the same name but change it with the middle name. (Ex. Caleb Matthew and Matthew Caleb).

You are thrilled, you love being a mommy! The twins are almost 7 and the triplets are 3, you want just 1 more. You get pregnant and find out that AGAIN, you are having twins. You ask the doctor if he is positive that it is only 2 and he says yes. You wanted their gender to be a surprise, and when you have them, you find out that they are girls. Give them both really girly names and make their middle name be “tom-boyish”.

You decide that you are not going to have any more kids. You and your husband make sure that you are always “protected” with “rubber”.

You 2 go to a New Year’s Eve Party, and get just a little drunk. 2 months later, you are starting to gain a little weight, and you seem to feel sick in the morning. You know that these symptoms mean pregnancy, but you don’t remember the party. You go to the doctor and he tells you that once again you are pregnant. This time it isn’t with twins, but quadruplets! You are having 2 boys and 2 girls. Name each of them something that means fun, and have their middle name mean forgetful, or something similar.

Later you decide that you don’t want any more unexpected kids, so you get your tubes tied.

3 years later, you want more kids, you miss babies. Well it is a little late now, so you decide that pets would be good. You get 2 puppies and 2 kittens. You want to name them something that means regretful, because you regret getting your tubes tied.

Now you are done having kids and done getting pets. You have… 6 girls, 5 boys, 2 dogs, and 2 cats.